Queeriosity strikes again!

First came the Drag Party 1 & 2, then this fabulous bedazzled beast morphed into Queeriosity - now with Haberbashery & Prawn knocking out some of the best tunes of the 90s! Who knew how well Alanis Morrisette went with B*Witched and the Venga Boys?!

Prawn and Habs, providers of quality music and entertainment.

Prawn and Habs, providers of quality music and entertainment.

There were glowsticks, a hula hoop, plenty of dungarees and more grunge than you could shake a stick at! It fast became apparent that some of us could get a degree in All Saints lyrics and enthusiastic dancing and the tunes just kept on coming!

Thanks are due to all the volunteers who made this event possible - from setting up, stocking the bar, staffing the event and not forgetting our talented DJs! We're grateful, as always, to the Garnethill Multicultural Centre staff for letting us use their space.

I told you there were glowsticks.

I told you there were glowsticks.

But don't be too sad if you missed it - there's another one planned for August (details to follow) & you too could be part of the awesomeness that is Queeriosity. We aim to provide lots of fun, good times and tunes, and most importantly a safe space for everyone to enjoy themselves. Why not come along next time and see for yourself?

Skating but not as we know it

On Wednesday, our training session was cancelled because of a minor event the next day (some sort of election?), meaning our usual hall was otherwise occupied. Apparently, someone thinks that roller derby isn't as important as the democratic rights of the people. Pfft!

A group of us decided that no one - not even Nicola Sturgeon - could stop us getting our skates on, and we headed to Unit 23 Skatepark in Dumbarton.

Team Skatepark, consisting of Janie Bones, Mad Natter, Puma Thurman, Shona Mercy, Mona Rampage, Jen Fleming, Marshall Lawless and Sarah McMillan.

Team Skatepark, consisting of Janie Bones, Mad Natter, Puma Thurman, Shona Mercy, Mona Rampage, Jen Fleming, Marshall Lawless and Sarah McMillan.

A few of us had never been to a skatepark before, and there was some initial trepidation about the existence of non-flat skating surfaces, but everyone soon got stuck in! Very quickly we were all pushing our boundaries, whether that was dropping into the biggest bowl LIKE A BOSS or just trying out some of the smaller ramps.

Shona Mercy & Marshall Lawless sporting some GRD merchandise while contemplating the next ramp

Shona Mercy & Marshall Lawless sporting some GRD merchandise while contemplating the next ramp

Unit 23 is a fab venue for skating and we'll definitely be back! If you want to see more of the action, head over to our Instagram where you'll find video evidence of us nailing it (and the times it didn't quite work out!).

Sometimes things don't quite go to plan, and you end up lying on the floor trying to figure what to do differently the next time!

Sometimes things don't quite go to plan, and you end up lying on the floor trying to figure what to do differently the next time!

We hope to see you back on flatter ground on the 21st of May to watch the Maiden Grrders facing up to Blackpool Roller Derby. Get your tickets online here or on the door. It's going to be a good one! And if you like any of the GRD merchandise modelled so wonderfully in these photos, check out our shop for some old classics or our newest pins and patches.

Queeriosity #2: 90's Night

Come as you are, as you were, or as you'd want to be to our 90s themed fundraiser night tomorrow!

Image courtesy of Nuclaire Art. 

Image courtesy of Nuclaire Art

It's not too late to get advance tickets for £2 from our website , or just £3 on the door (free for asylum seekers and refugees).

 "But just what delights will I get for my hard-earned cash?!" I hear you cry! We'll have Habs & Prawn playing some of the finest 90s tunes ever heard, in a space where everyone is welcome AND there's a bar. It's going to start early and end at midnight, so perfect for a pre-club warmup if you so desire.

From personal experience of past events, expect to dance until your feet feel like they might fall off but have no regrets (even if everyone finds out you know every word ever sung by the Backstreet Boys).

All the money raised goes straight back into GRD, allowing us to continue being the best we can be & is partly used to arrange future events.

Speaking of which, our Maiden Grrders take on Blackpool Roller Derby on 21 May & you could be there taking in all the action! And did you know that we're hosting a boot camp with the one & only Stefanie Mainey from London Roller Girls on 22 May?! Get your ticket now or regret it! 

#ThrowbackThursday : Riots Of Spring

The sport of roller derby is constantly evolving - from its start in the roller marathons of the 1880s, to a more recognisable contact sport on roller skates in the 1930s, to the game we play today. The WFTDA rules set is constantly updated to improve the game (and to give me the fear every time our annual rules test comes round, I suspect). Even the language we use has changed: they're not bouts any more, we play games and we're no longer the Glasgow Roller Girls, we're Glasgow Roller Derby.

It occurred to me that it would be good to have a look back through GRD's past, and for my first in this series of nostalgic posts I've jumped way back to a time of themed bouts, fishnets and mini-kilts: GRG's first ever bout on March 29 2008.

The poster for the Riots of Spring bout between London Rollergirls and Glasgow Roller Girls, 29 March 2008.

The poster for the Riots of Spring bout between London Rollergirls and Glasgow Roller Girls, 29 March 2008.

At that time, we were a one-team league and the Irn Bruisers made the long trip down south to face up to London Brawling. It was a tough game against a more experienced side and ended in defeat for the Bruisers (featuring some guest skaters from Birmingham Blitz Dames, Central City Rollergirls and London Roller Girls) with a final score of 163-31 to Brawling. While it wasn't a happy ending, I'm sure it was a great learning experience and I love that LRG's bout report includes comment on the band, Earl Grey & The Tea Ladies, who played at half time!

Something else which has changed: these days we just give awards to the Best Jammer, Best Blocker and MVP but back in the day we also celebrated Penalty Queen (it really is what it sounds like!) - Bette Noir for LRG and Jaci Dodger for GRG.

This is to be the first in an ongoing series of blog posts on GRD history - I've only just started digging and have struck gold with some absolutely brilliant old photos, videos and posters - so keep checking back for more!

If future events are more your thing, check out our Events Page to see what's coming up.

 

Clothes Swap Fundraiser - 16 April

Since it’s now officially Spring (though you try telling that to the weather in the west of Scotland, where it actually snowed on Friday), we all decided to have a bit of a clear-out to raise much-needed funds for the league. We all raked through cupboards and emptied out our drawers to find those clothes we used to love but maybe hadn’t worn for a while and which could do with going to a new home where they’ll be more appreciated.

Following some frenzied sorting of items into £1, £2 and £3 sections (just how fancy does an item have to be to make it to the £3 table…?), the doors of the Flying Duck opened and the swapping commenced. For £5 entry you got five tokens to spend as you so desired, or you could get ten tokens for bringing us some of your underloved items to swap.

Let the swapping commence!

Let the swapping commence!

But what if you found the trousers of your dreams, but it turned out they were just that little bit too long for you?! Never fear, for the fabulously crafty Shona Mercy was on hand with a sewing machine and innumerable pins to make your dreams come true. She even turned a lonely t-shirt into a rather fetching cushion cover – there is no end to her talents, truly.

Shona Mercy can turn anything into anything. Fact.

Shona Mercy can turn anything into anything. Fact.

That isn’t all that was happening though – we had mini basketball, hook-a-duck and some lovely dogs called Fry and Smash (The Patriarchy) to pat. Alongside that we had some top quality roller derby to watch on the projector.

Once you were all swapped and derby-ed out, we had other stalls to enjoy: Frenchie & Chunk’s bakery with their absolutely delicious vegan cakes & dog biscuits, Nuclaire Art showcasing her family portrait commissions and other art, Shari Wilson with her beautiful paintings and last but far from least, gorgeous etched glasses and delicious-smelling vegan candles and soaps from The Wild Witchery.

Claire of Nuclaire Art, sporting some of her swaps.

Claire of Nuclaire Art, sporting some of her swaps.

Thanks to the Flying Duck for having us, all our donors, volunteers, stallholders and everyone else who came along to support us on the day! The unofficial total for the day is £142 and we're super-grateful to everyone and imagine you're all looking pretty darned good in your super new outfits right about now!

Sean wearing a delightfully sparkly waistcoat. Not sure Shari is sold on it though...

Sean wearing a delightfully sparkly waistcoat. Not sure Shari is sold on it though...

Also, if vintage clothes are your thing, there is talk of further events so keep your eyes peeled on our Events page for more information!

Made from GRRders

So you’ve seen the posters, maybe you’ve been to a game, you’ve bought some excellent Glasgow Roller Derby merch and you’ve had a good blether to some of our skaters. You’re really sure now, roller derby is COOL. You know that we run a ‘fresh meat’ programme to train the next generation of derby superstars and you’ve priced up the rookie kit packages at our local skate shop 5Th Blocker Skates. You’re seriously thinking of coming along to the next Glasgow Roller Recruits intake session on Sunday 24th April, but you’re a wee bit nervous.

DON’T PANIC! We know it can be nerve wracking to come along to your first session, especially if you’re one of those people who hasn’t been on skates since you were a tot in Fisher Price strap-on wheels. In order to give you some great reasons to be your own hero we’ve spoken to two of our current Roller Recruits to get the lowdown on what GRR is really like.  Here are five top tips from skater Charlotte AKA Tesla Recoil and trainee referee Sean, AKA Rolla Fett.

1. You don’t need to know loads about derby before you start!

Tesla - To be completely honest I hadn’t been aware of roller derby prior to signing up! My friend was wanting to join the new intake and I was looking for an activity that would make me fitter. I have never played any sort of sport and derby seemed like something different that would be challenging and fun. A year and a half later, it still is!

2. Nobody will tell you off for doing it ‘wrong’.

Rolla - The first training session I had was great, the coaches were really friendly and very clear in how to do everything safely. It was mostly time spent skating rather than just spending half the time listening to someone drone on about how to do it right.

3. We take your safety very seriously!

Tesla - I’d never been on skates before so I was very nervous about getting started. I didn’t even know which way round all the pads went! However, once we got into the hall I was concentrating too hard to be scared. We started with important things like learning how to fall properly (something I have had oodles of practice at since) and how to stand up safely; we did all this before even putting the wheels on our feet. Then it was on to rolling and stopping. Some of the more experienced skaters were separated off to push them a bit harder so you never really felt like you were holding others back. I finished the session exhausted and elated!

4. Derby is an incredibly inclusive sport. There’s a place for everyone here – this means YOU!

Rolla - I started having known a fair bit about derby as a sport as I’ve known various people in the past who have played, but my favourite experience has been how inclusive and friendly the league is. Everything and everyone seem quite relaxed but there has also been a great focus of everyone wanting to better themselves on and off track, but also to support each other. As a guy it might be seen to be unusual to pick a women’s team to skate/officiate with but the atmosphere when I got there made it a simple decision. GRD is made up of great high level teams and players so I thought that was the best place to learn and push myself.

5. Derby will change your life.

Tesla - I am my own worst and most damning critic. I have had to learn to stop berating myself for not getting something first time round and to overcome my gut reaction to quit every time something went wrong. Everyone progresses at different rates, everyone learns differently; that has never been so clear to me as it has been at derby. The best part of this is that I am also starting to see this in non-derby parts of my life too so it’s a complete change of mindset for me. Whilst it is the most difficult part it’s probably also one of the most rewarding!

Finally, we asked Tesla and Rolla what they’d say to anyone considering joining up to become the next generation of GRR skaters:

Rolla - To anyone considering coming along for the first time, DO IT. If you don't mind falling over occasionally… everyone falls but you get taught to do it safely!

Tesla - Please just give it a go! You might find a new family, a new state of mind, an unusual pride in bruises…If nothing else you have a brilliant conversation starter at parties and work functions. They go something like: 

Person: “So what do you do when you’re not working?”
Me: “I play roller derby”
Person: “What’s roller derby?”
Me: “Well, it’s a full contact sport on roller skates. A bit like rugby, on skates, without the ball. And completely different. And brilliant. You should join!”

So there you have it, straight from the baby zebra’s mouth. If you’ve got any questions about joining our next intake you can visit the Glasgow Roller Recruits Facebook page, the New Intake events page, or you can contact us for more information. We hope to see you there!