What We Did On Our Holidays

Now that Scottish schools are back in session it seems like summer is well and truly over. 'What summer?!' I hear you cry. Well, yes, in typical Scottish fashion there was little by way of good weather, but here at GRD we don't let the miserable temperatures get us down! 

Every year we have a short break from derby activity for a fortnight to give our muscles some well-deserved time off. This year we took a break in June, though a few of our members were still in training for the very exciting Team Scotland try outs! Seven of our talented skaters made it to the training squad as the result of their great performances and we couldn't be prouder of them! 

We also had some derby adventures away from home this summer as there was the epic London versus Gotham game which took place on the 26th of June. Several GRDers travelled down to the big smoke to watch the game and also took part in a bootcamp coached by some of their skating heroes. 

It wasn't just our skaters who were busy though, our very talented Head NSO Sharizard spent her summer holding her very first solo show of her art 'Uncharted Stillness' in Whiteinch Library. It ran for a month and was a huge success with Shari able to show her work and even make some sales of her excellent pieces. You can read all about the show and her work on Shari's blog.

Uncharted Stillness, at Whiteinch Library. Photo courtesy of Shari.

Uncharted Stillness, at Whiteinch Library. Photo courtesy of Shari.

Also in July one of our referees, Feminist Killjoy, visited the nice folk down in Middlesborough Milk Rollers to pass on some of their rules knowledge to their newest intake of skaters. MMR posted a great picture on their Instagram page with their thanks to Freya for sharing their expertise! 

Away from the track we've been out in the great outdoors on some derby dog walks! 

L-R: Grissom and Fry, Mad Natter, Reuben, Jess E Ska, Danny E Ska, Twain. 

L-R: Grissom and Fry, Mad Natter, Reuben, Jess E Ska, Danny E Ska, Twain. 

Hadrian's Brawl was out and about exploring when she found a cool outdoor space that used to be used as a roller rink when her mum and dad were courting! Pretty different to the tracks we're used to now...

Of course we've also been training hard in preparation for our next games. August is a really busy month for us with GRD's Big Weekend featuring the VRUK vs Soy Division and Team Magic vs Team Science game, our third Queeriosity event as well as our new intake of Glasgow Roller Recruits all over two days! Our Maiden Grrrders are also playing against Aberdeen's Granite City next weekend and we've got Bruisers and Home Teams games lined up for September too. In preparation for this we were visited by LRG's excellent Juke Boxx and Ballistic Whistle for a training session where we worked on our jam starts and some blocking skills.

In fact we crammed so much into this summer that we think we need a holiday to recover! 

There's no rest for the wicked though, we're really looking forward to having a busy few months on and off the track. If you want to join us you can check out all our upcoming dates on our events calendar here on the website or via our Facebook page. You can also sign up to our mailing list using the link on the sidebar to make sure you never miss an update. We hope to see you soon! 

Queeriosity 3

Queeriosity is GRD's very own club night. It's the brainchild of current Irn Bruiser's co-captain Lindsey Watson (though you may know her better as Haberbashery #40).

Prawn & Habs on their DJing debut. 

Prawn & Habs on their DJing debut. 

With the third Queeriosity fast approaching to tie in with the Science vs Magic and Vagine Regime vs Soy Division games on 20th August (get your tickets here), I caught up with Habs to find out more.

 

  • Hi Habs! So, tell me: just what is Queeriosity? What's it all about?

Hi! Well, Queeriosity is an inclusive club night aimed at anyone who wants to have a nice time while enabling others to have a nice time too! Everyone is welcome at Queeriosity as long as they are respectful of others. You definitely don't have to identify as queer to enjoy the night.......but it helps ;)

  • Where did you get the idea from to start your own club night and what makes it different to the rest?

While GRD has always worked really hard to raise funds for travelling to competitions, I wanted a more sustainable way to raise funds and raise awareness of our league. Roller derby has always had inclusiveness at its heart and I thought, "what says roller derby more than a bunch of queers having a great time to some amazing tunes?!"

Something that I've always found strange is that a lot of gay clubs or queer nights play only one kind of music. I wanted Queeriosity to be the name of the night but with different themes throughout the year (our last one was 90s night).

It's also been scheduled early enough that it could either be the start of a great night and at the end you can head off to somewhere else awesome (we're trying to do it on the same night as Push It, Glasgow's premier queer club night) or it's so good that you don't feel like you're missing out if you go home when Queeriosity finishes at midnight!

Our astounding lip sync competition hosts, Freya & Hamish. 

Our astounding lip sync competition hosts, Freya & Hamish. 

  • What's your favourite Queeriosity moment/memory?

OOOOHHHHHHHH good question! It's so difficult! I always have the best time! And two out of three so far have been on my birthday so it's normally extra special!

If I had to pick it would probably be the last one. It was a 90s night and I was DJing with my partner in crime Prawn (a former Irn Bruisers jammer and all-round good guy). We were new to DJing so kept getting too excited about dancing and kept missing our cue to start the next track!

  • And what's the next step in the big Queeriosity plan?

As you can imagine, Queeriosity loves dressing up so we've got a BIG Halloween night planned! It's happening on October 29th and will feature the usual great tunes, great drink offers, some lip synching and best dressed prizes!

  • Finally, why should everyone buy their tickets and come along on 20th August?

Well, it's Glasgow's Pride, we have the ever-dapper DJ Future Fight throwing out some amazing bangers, cheap booze (£2 for a spirit and mixer!) and I'LL BE THERE! Lets go dancing!


Queeriosity will take place on 20th August at Garnethill Multicultural Centre, following two awesome roller derby games earlier in the day (event info here). From previous experience there will be sparkles, dancing, possibly someone dressed as a vulva and most definitely the best time of your life!

Belle from Beauty & The Beast, Heather & an orange Lycra unicorn. Because Queeriosity {there is, however, no obligation to come as a mystical creature unless you wish to do so} 

Belle from Beauty & The Beast, Heather & an orange Lycra unicorn. Because Queeriosity {there is, however, no obligation to come as a mystical creature unless you wish to do so} 

Game Report: ARRG Allstars vs GRD Irn Bruisers

Yesterday the Irn Bruisers went through to the Meadowbank Sports Centre in Edinburgh to visit our friends and rivals Auld Reekie. The first game of the day saw ARRG's new All Star Rookies (ASTROs) take to the track against Dundee's Bonnie Colliders. The game finished with a very respectable win for Dundee, final score ARRG 166-220 DRG. 

After a short intermission GRD's Irn Bruisers took to the jam line against ARRG's All Stars. Unfortunately a few minutes into the first half one of our skaters suffered an injury on track and the game was stopped while she received medical assistance. Shortly afterwards it was decided that the game would be called off while the skater was seen to. 

Despite our best efforts with protective gear and high health and safety standards occasionally accidents do happen simply due to the full contact nature of the sport. We wish our Jeneral Strike a full and speedy recovery, and we would also like to thank ARRG, the officials, the EMTs and bout day crew who helped deal with a difficult situation calmly and professionally. 

Although injuries can occur from time to time days like today remind us that we are all one big family in roller derby. This is a sport where friends can compete against each other at the highest level and yet remain caring and encouraging; any rivalries on track disappear when that final whistle blows.

We don't have any pictures to show you from the early parts of the game today so instead here is a picture shared with us by GRD's own Hateball of the first GRD team to take on ARRG in 2009

Glasgow Roller Girls' Irn Bruisers, 2009.

Glasgow Roller Girls' Irn Bruisers, 2009.

We're sure we'll see our neighbours from Auld Reekie back on track soon and can't wait to take them on! In the mean time, skate hard and take care of each other.

OMG did someone say Team Scotland Roller Derby?!

I've been accused of being overdramatic and communicating mostly in hyperbole before, though in my defence I am just that excitable and none of this is an act.

Imagine then how completely insufferably excited I was when I found out earlier this week that not one, not two, not even three but in fact SEVEN members of my very own roller derby team made it onto the training squad for Team Scotland Roller Derby for the World Cup in 2017? Lets just say that you're lucky you're not my cats because they had to be in a room with me when the news broke, and their little kitten brains are only just recovering from the experience*.

Scotland Roller Derby's shiny new logo, courtesy of Interplanetary Print Syndicate.

Scotland Roller Derby's shiny new logo, courtesy of Interplanetary Print Syndicate.

I'll get to the point and keep the suspense up no longer, the seven from GRD who will be on the training squad are: Bruise Missile, Devil's Advoskate, Jess E Ska, Marshall Lawless, Mona Rampage, Phoenix Fatale & Shorty McLightning Pants! We're all so proud of them for making it through the selection process and can't wait to see where this journey takes them!

The seven GRD players who made it onto the Scotland training squad.

The seven GRD players who made it onto the Scotland training squad.

And how impressive does the full training squad look? We're so pleased for them all and want to offer our congratulations to everyone who made it! Look out world because Scotland's coming for you in 2017!

Just look at that talent - the just-announced full lineup of the Team Scotland Training Squad.

Just look at that talent - the just-announced full lineup of the Team Scotland Training Squad.

 

 

*no kittens were actually harmed in the writing of this blog.